I’m really not sure how to start this shout for help! But the feeling, in me, grows that thinks that there is a monster under my bed. You might question yourself why does he say something absurd like that? Yes, there is proof, because over the last few weeks I’ve been noticing that my socks got less and less each day of the week, and I don’t mean the socks which I made dirty on daily basis.
Let me say it straight: I think some monster/ human like creature lives under my bed. And it feeds on socks. Dirty socks, clean socks it doesn’t matter as long as it can get socks it’s happy. Since I’m not stupid I’ve thought the possibilities which I have through. First stay up the entire night, hope to encounter the monster and then fight it – fight it to the death. The second option I saw was just to live with this creature and buy new socks every few month.
Everybody that knows me knows, of course, which option I chose. Yes the first. I want to kill that little fucker. But as it had to happen, I fell asleep every night and never got a good glimpse at him and neither was able to attack him with butter knife!
So, after a week of restless trying I finally changed my mind and just tried to buy some new socks. Right after university I ran to the bus, entered it and left it in the center again to buy some socks in Coppel.
While buying the socks, I always had the monster in my head. That’s why I didn’t chose the package with 2 socks, not with 4 socks, but chose a package with 6 (six) socks. In the size: “unisize”, for the cheap prize of just 49$ Pesos. Hey, having that monster under my bed is cheaper than having a cat… Socks bought, let’s get home.
This will be shocking news for you all: When I tried the socks on some time later. They didn’t fit. Stupid Coppel probably wanted to say ‘minisize’. So, now I have socks that don’t fit me correctly and I have a feeling, that the monster won’t eat them either.</em>
Just a few words to Coppel: I’ve been in many, each time I’m in one I have the feeling that there are more employees then costumers – weird. Once in Nayarit the employees were so bored that they had to take cocaine while working to be not 100% alone, but to have some company – even if just in imagination.
I guess, I have to get back to option 1.stalk the monster and hunt it down. Wish me luck. Updates on this news will be posted. Just like photos once I have a real one.
Best wishesThomas